Lovejoy: Well, if I have another one, you’re going to have to stay over because I won’t trust myself to drive you home.
Jane: In which case, don’t have another one.
Lovejoy: Yeah, I knew you were going to say that. Well, if you won’t do the indecent thing… Did I tell you, by the way, about this old edition of the Kama Sutra I’ve been reading?
Jane: You mentioned it.
Lovejoy: And this chapter on the Hastini, or elephant woman.
Jane: Lovejoy, I don’t want to hear…
Lovejoy: And this position known as ‘the twining of the creeper.’
Lovejoy: Wait till you’ve heard about it.
Jane: Stop it!
Lovejoy: It’s too do with honey… and black pepper.
Jane: No. Lovejoy!
Lovejoy: Black pepper.
Jane: What exactly do they do with black pepper?
Lovejoy: Janey, Janey, Janey…