A maid's confession

Downton Abbey, Major Crimes, Waking the Dead, Game of Thrones, Ashes to Ashes, Vera, The Closer, Case Histories, Stargate SG1, Doctor Who.

Mary McDonnell, Phyllis Logan, Siobhan Finneran, Penelope Wilton, Philip Glenister.

Brazilian, 24, mainly a shipper.

Lovejoy: Well, if I have another one, you’re going to have to stay over because I won’t trust myself to drive you home.

Jane: In which case, don’t have another one.

Lovejoy:  Yeah, I knew you were going to say that. Well, if you won’t do the indecent thing… Did I tell you, by the way, about this old edition of the Kama Sutra I’ve been reading?

Jane:  You mentioned it.

Lovejoy: And this chapter on the Hastini, or elephant woman.

Jane: Lovejoy, I don’t want to hear…

Lovejoy: And this position known as ‘the twining of the creeper.’

Jane: Lovejoy.

Lovejoy: Wait till you’ve heard about it.

Jane: Stop it!

Lovejoy: It’s too do with honey… and black pepper.

Jane: No. Lovejoy!

Lovejoy: Black pepper.

….

Jane: Lovejoy?

Lovejoy: Yeah?

Jane: What exactly do they do with black pepper?

Lovejoy: Janey, Janey, Janey…


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